The boys are back and Smitty's ready for the open road. Also, Josh is back on two wheels and lightning strikes twice for Jeff. Plus, a new Postal Update, the shitty AIDS theory from a racist Target customer, Smitty's neighborly plan, the brief return of the Air Horn, the real carnivorous worms, and poop. Goddamn poop. There's more. Enjoy!!!

The boys are back and it's Smitty's turn to be sick, Josh gets sweet-talked into a Mother's Day hangover and Jeff gets the China Village Curse. Also, a response from (and a new respect for) last week's critic, the abrupt retirement of the Air Horn, and Smitty's botched reading makes some Monster News pretty mundane. All this and more. Enjoy!!!

The boys are back and ready to address a critical email. Also, Smitty's ever shitty life, Josh's ever crumbling existence, and Jeff's always ludicrous ways. Plus, more ear problems, dog thieves, daily chore management, and ducking responsibility. All this and more. Enjoy!!!

The boys are all back and ready for anything. Smitty carries on a Truth-Time investigative tradition, Josh continues his aimless journey, and Jeff braves the phone robots. Also, Josh's good luck blessing and Jeff's bad luck curse, Denzel vs Sandler, Crappy Gilmore, and the mind of a Serial Pooper. All this and more. Enjoy!

The boys are all back and ready to get real stupid. Smitty falls back on old ailments, Josh is a disaster, and Jeff deals with a mysterious scenario. Also, end of the world mishaps, who can create a better cult, misunderstood Bible verses, and another trip to the Vet. Plus, the dirtbag days, the cycle of the elderly and the unexpected midlife crisis. All this and more. Enjoy!

The boys are one short, but Jeff and Josh sit down do discuss Josh's new life transition and the benefits therein. Also, Jeff has an interesting morning, Josh reaches a new level of scumbag, and they both have a new pre-show ritual that couldn't be more fantastic. Plus, they come up with a new hit reality TV show idea and an added bonus to the upcoming Drive-Time Theatre episodes. All this and more. Enjoy!

The boys are back and things are gettin' hot. Smitty lives in the Dead Zone, Josh continues his health crisis, and Jeff gets mystified again. Also, more retail horseshit, gross ear stories and an impromptu Postal Update. All this and more. Enjoy!!!

Everyone is back and everyone's got beef. Smitty tries to be the good guy, but gets called the bad guy. Josh just wants a burrito, but gets the dickhead treatment. And Jeff just wants to buy boxes, but gets the cops called on him. Also, the beginning of THE LIST, and a new edition of Postal Update (now with more grease). All this and more. Enjoy!

After a disastrous hiatus, Jeff and Smitty sit down to discuss a requested film from Patreon supporter, Austin. 1982's The Last American Virgin from Boaz Davidson and Cannon Films.

The boys are all back this week, but Smitty is still, allegedly, dumb. Josh is in the middle of some kind of horrible intestinal situation and the result is stinking up the studio. Jeff finds himself in the middle of a mid-life crisis situation while trying to get pizza. Smitty tries to be a good worker, but his customers force the opposite. Also, dick pizza everywhere, dough fuckers, sneak attack worms, and the viral passing of phobias. Plus, the latest edition of Postal Update, this time with more staggering stupidity. All this and more. Enjoy!