Smitty eats a whole large pizza and the results are awful, as expected. The boys talk Mother Nature and her evil ways, Smitty being a makeshift dad, parasites and why they should not exist, Jeff's new nightmare and how do deal with it, brain worms, the impending Jellyfish Apocalypse and what to do about Sad Girl. Also, Jeff makes a reasonable request that goes mostly ignored, Josh gets old, Reese is injured and Smitty...well, Smitty ate a whole pizza and fucked his life up. We apologize.

The boys are ALL back and Josh has figured out Jeff's stupid brain. Running poolside, broken faces, the meaning of selfies (or lack thereof), fighting Asians, rub and tugs, Jeff Foxworthy being the goddamned worst and The Legend of Jimmy Depot Jr. Also, sports talk, dickheads, mall cops, Jesus movies, Jeff does a video game review that is not very informative, and the musings of The Future Man. Plus, more bullshit. Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with...us.

Josh is back, but Smitty is absent. The heat is too much and Jeff doesn't care about your woes. Don't homeschool your kids if you happen to be a complete moron who thinks the sun goes out at night and becomes the moon. Who the fuck is Gaia? Cop Tales and why they should wear cameras. Snopes jerks and social media indifference. Learn to spell, don't be a dick, no one cares about your Facebook responses unless they respect you. Reese does voices.

Things take a dark start as the boys talk serial killers, cannibals and dark shit like that. But the mood changes. Jeff finds out that no good comes from a Boston song on the radio, Reese recalls the fabled Trick Sniffer, and Smitty brings Florida Headlines. Plus, Jeff has another odd and infuriating encounter that leads to deep discussion of public eating and the formation of The Truth-Time Rules To Public Eating. Deep, dark, informative...other stuff. Enjoy.

The boys are down a man, but up on craziness. Public boners, the brawling past, changing fears, the evolution of the retarded dwarf cat, stupid pets and unnecessary vet bills, dicks with guns, road rage, Florida news, and much more. This week features the music of The Best Mates. 

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