The boys (minus Smitty) delve into the rigors of running a business, dealing with uncooperative and highly difficult morons, and making the best of it. Plus, local restaurant fuckery, fake asians and their fake food, love what you do and try to make a living out of it, art ain't free, fucking with the wrong people, bad coffee all the time, and angry potential clients. Also, some post-show movie talk, the taste of poison and/or vomit, and the Spielberg Theory. A very cohesive show this week. Feels weird. Enjoy!

Smitty is ill and his brain has gone to shit, but it remembers the Chainsaw Crooner and his infinite mysteries. Theories upon theories of a well dressed man with a chainsaw, none of which are very good. Holiday drivers and the dangers they present, Smitty disappoints, Andy tricks Jeff with a helicopter, the seasonal drownings try to claim their first victim, holiday fight videos replace Black Friday videos, toasters aren't worth it, and the Target Red Ball theory. Plus, a special Miss Universe edition of Comment Section Dummies that inevitably turns into a Miss Universe edition of Not To Be Racist, because of course it does. Enjoy!

The boys are minus Smitty this week, but it's still cold in Reno. The holidays are taking their toll and no one's got time for that nonsense. Josh wins internet ice cream, Andy finds time for fun, and Jeff is just wasting time. Also, the lengthy tale of the worst day of Jeff's recent-memory-life, involving small Chinese gentlemen, non bomb threats, anti box-sitters, hard breathers, post-resters, and surcharge confusion. Plus, Jeff is clearly a goddamnsonofabitch bastard. Keep the change, ya filthy animals. Enjoy!

The boys are minus The Doctor, but plus awful stuff. Smitty's blood is still goodish, Josh has lost hope in his team and Jeff is fond of D'Lo. Also, the boys go to Field Correspondent Jason Larin for some Terrible World Updates (SPOILER: IT'S ALL TERRIBLE), Wisconsin horse rapers, Laughing Jack and the candy guts, mental illness and the lack of help, and the possibility of a new Centaur baby. Plus, cloning, singularity nonsense, old brains and punching a dead Josh in his dumb face. All this and more...Jesus, there's more? There's more. BIG SHOUT OUT TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ClaytonFromTX FOR BEING OUR FIRST PATREON PLEDGER!!! All the love in the world, buddy! ENJOY!

The boys return from a mini vacation and the best they can do is talk about poop stuff and dummies. Jeff takes an early holiday, Josh is pretending the holidays don't exist and it's working, Andy has two Thanksgivings and Smitty eats for nine. Also, Jeff enrages Crazy Avocado Lady, the origin of "muuzhy", sports fans are the worst people, eradicating links of the food chain, Pepsi allegedly cooks up cahoots with the Anunnaki, angry Chinese aliens topple cars and the worst of the worst are everywhere you want to be. Plus, Jeff's heebie jeebie adventures. All this and more. That's right, more than this. We'll prove it. Just listen.