Smitty is ill and his brain has gone to shit, but it remembers the Chainsaw Crooner and his infinite mysteries. Theories upon theories of a well dressed man with a chainsaw, none of which are very good. Holiday drivers and the dangers they present, Smitty disappoints, Andy tricks Jeff with a helicopter, the seasonal drownings try to claim their first victim, holiday fight videos replace Black Friday videos, toasters aren't worth it, and the Target Red Ball theory. Plus, a special Miss Universe edition of Comment Section Dummies that inevitably turns into a Miss Universe edition of Not To Be Racist, because of course it does. Enjoy!
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