Smitty is back, but The Doctor is out. The boys discuss Smitty's inevitable organ failure and how his hairy back will be his end. Josh is pretty sure he'll get AIDS or West Nile and Jeff will most likely die from something incredibly stupid. Also, the state of Oakland PD's workforce, good cop/bad cop, Smitty Tips For Not Going To Jail and Jeff's car of garbage. Plus, spider babies, chopping rats in half, falling off ladders and the rest of Jeff's bad week. A special shout out to our buddies at Forever Midnight Podcast and an update on Jerks & Junk. All this and more. Enjoy!

Smitty is ill, but the rest of the boys turn up with an excessive amount of lunacy. Jeff has an absurd Best Buy experience, Josh battles the internet and Andy scares off thieves. Also, offensive string cheese habits, regular watches and weird dudes. Plus,Josh brings an overly epic and truly insane Deep Threads that chronicles everything from 9/11 to Water Space. We also dive into the mailbag and promise to bring some Bug Zapper Radio to Truth-Time and get some new ideas for multimedia expansion. Good times. Enjoy!

The boys don't do a sound check, but they totally should have. But they're back! That counts for something. It's hot and miserable and the boys try to pry the sad details of Smitty's life out of him to no avail. The conspiracy theorists dating site plan has failed, Josh is amazed by Hobbits, Andy's catches up on showers and Jeff deals with a terrible client. Also, Art and respecting the art, spoon customers, the worst place ever, too many storage units, and pulling guns on conniving rip-off artists. All this and more! Sorry about the weird audio, it's as good as it could get because we're kind of dumb sometimes. Enjoy!