On this early Black Friday edition, the boys lose Smitty to car troubles but make the best of it in his absence. Jeff has trouble with pity and thinks up a billion dollar idea, but fears it may be taken as racist. Josh stands up for the little man, but doesn't really give a shit in the end. And Reese Ramirez gives out chollo names and drops some weird shit from around the world. Also, teasers for two new upcoming segments, and much more.

The boys struggle through the morning hours and trudge through a sea of shit to make the show happen this week. Refusing to find beauty in the beautiful, Jeff is becoming desensitized to horrible things yet remains in awe of the wonderful things. Smitty explains the process of scary porn creating scary people. Reese finds a broken bridge between what he thinks and what he says. Josh is having a hard time. Also, where viral videos become garbage videos, when Jewish jokes fall flat, and gamer nerds wanting more than they deserve. Plus much more…Kind of.

The boys get deep into Smitty's new Smittying fascination: Cattle Mutilation. Government cover up, aliens, satanic cult, or hillbilly interference? They also ponder their cholo street names and the infinite possibilities therein. Josh gets a new wrestling identity and Jeff provides the answer to alien mysteries. Stick around after the closing music for a look into the various forms of fast walking, and some stupid sports talk…and some other stuff.

The boys discuss Steev's theory of re-posting etiquette and his possible infractions, mutant rats may be here already, Josh gets the best intro ever, Reese is on fire, another edition of Facebook Dummies featuring only one dummy, and a post closing song bit about Oregon Trail. With heavy hearts, the boys of Sandwich Humor dedicate the show and bid farewell to their friend and long time listener/contributor, Jack. RIP, buddy. You will be missed.